Thursday, June 23, 2005

hate sounds so much fancier with an accent

and a birkin bag.

i presume when oprah does one of her shows about "what europeans think of america" it won't include this?

here's the hermes response:
-----Original Message-----
From: Hermes []
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: Contact us: FEEDBACK


On Tuesday, June 14, 2005 after the standard 6.30pm closing hours, Ms. Oprah Winfrey and her team were unable to enter the Hermes store on 24, Faubourg St. Honore' store at 6.45pm when they arrived while a private PR event was being set up inside.

Hermes regrets not having been able to accommodate Ms. Winfrey and her team and to provide her with the service and care that Hermes strives to provide to each and every one of its customers worldwide.

Hermes apologizes for any offense taken due to such circumstances.


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yeah..because in all my years of event planning and pr, if i ever heard oprah was trying to crash my party that would be my first response...or something. yeah..i don't buy it either.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

don't toy with me

oh please...we wish

and's impossible to be humble, modest or spiritual if you describe yourself that way. i liked you better when you were a big whore. at least you weren't a hypocrite!

state supported child care

is in effect...
so apparently the deal now is that we take kids who have cancer away from their parents, but allow middleaged freaks to have slumber parties with them?
ok. just checking.