Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Move to South Park!

is it your fantasy to tour with TIMMY? get it on with Chef? kick Cartman's ass? resuscitate Kenny? sing with Fingerbang? have a very Hanky Christmas?

You too can be a South Park character or just make one up :)

Check out the South Park Studio website.
http://planearium2.de/flash/spstudio!.html

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Folk Them


hmmmmm....copper topped fag hag seeks hot bisexual southerner



The whole family

how could they????? tonight, i watched the last episode of 5 awesome years....through them all, i laughed, i cried, i watched hot man on man action....i can't believe it's over!!!!!!!!!! while so many crappy series drag on and on, life is so short for the good ones? sorry for the dramatics, but i am inconsolable.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

aging band boosts hip factor with cool mortgage co. sponsor






Monday, August 01, 2005

goodbye old friend?

after being on the front lines of this fight for several years, looks like they'll finally be shutting the doors on my old client and neighbor, cbgbs. i'm of two minds about this:

1) it's a historical landmark that should be preserved in nyc. but they've got to give him some help, cuz hilly hasn't been able to make his rent for YEARS. i'm cool with that as a nyc taxpayer.

2) if the name is spared by the club's move to vegas, does that mean i'll have to watch the likes of paris hilton and tara reid partying there? because honestly, i'd rather let rock 'n roll die than let it party with a bunch of moronic skanks.

Thursday, June 23, 2005

hate sounds so much fancier with an accent

and a birkin bag.

i presume when oprah does one of her shows about "what europeans think of america" it won't include this?

here's the hermes response:
-----Original Message-----
From: Hermes [mailto:service@hermescs.com]
Sent: Tuesday, June 21, 2005 11:04 AM
Subject: Re: Contact us: FEEDBACK

Bonjour,

On Tuesday, June 14, 2005 after the standard 6.30pm closing hours, Ms. Oprah Winfrey and her team were unable to enter the Hermes store on 24, Faubourg St. Honore' store at 6.45pm when they arrived while a private PR event was being set up inside.

Hermes regrets not having been able to accommodate Ms. Winfrey and her team and to provide her with the service and care that Hermes strives to provide to each and every one of its customers worldwide.

Hermes apologizes for any offense taken due to such circumstances.

Sincerely,

Internet Shopping Sp├ęcialiste
service@Hermes.com
800 441 4488
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


yeah..because in all my years of event planning and pr, if i ever heard oprah was trying to crash my party that would be my first response...or something. yeah..i don't buy it either.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

don't toy with me

oh please...we wish

and madonna.....it's impossible to be humble, modest or spiritual if you describe yourself that way. i liked you better when you were a big whore. at least you weren't a hypocrite!

state supported child care

is in effect...
so apparently the deal now is that we take kids who have cancer away from their parents, but allow middleaged freaks to have slumber parties with them?
really?
ok. just checking.